So the posts at Stuntman Mike Central have been barren the past couple of weeks... well that is how my life has felt as well. Sometimes work brings you joy and sometimes it crushes your soul. There is a light at the end of the tunnel and that light is called "Modern Warfare 2" which I will be able to play out my sick sadistic fantasies of mass murder via virtual combat all weekend. But I digress....
I only made it to CF 7 of 10 days the past two weeks however if I make it in tonight, I will have done 9 out of 10 WODs.
Since I am so far behind and still have a bunch of work to do today, I am going post my week of results twitter style: (for those of you that are still using analog telephones and looking at porn via print magazines, twitter is a micro-blogging site that allows you to post blogs with ONLY 140 characters)
http://bit.ly/iaMxP 3:55/5:15/5:34/ps4.7/ss4 - round1 went fine, round2 had a pukey burp that i swallowed back, round3 Rectumlinear indeed!
about 4 hours ago from Hell
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6:15 AM Nov 19th from home made cubicle
http://bit.ly/FRO0P 115/125/135/145(FAIL)/140(FAIL)/135 - pregaming with burpees and a mile run does not a new PR make; still stuck at 135
7:30 AM Nov 18th from CFFM
http://bit.ly/SsxBS 11rds/10:55/ps2/ss5 - OMG Liz WTF is he making you do? WTF is up with my slow ass mile, should have hitchhiked
6:45 AM Nov 18th from in front of the fan
Blankly staring at computer screen.
8:36 PM Nov 17th from coma
Banging head on keyboard.
6:20 AM Nov 17th from my own personal hell
http://bit.ly/2sgfPT 5rds+2pj@115lbs/ps4/ss5 - Fitting, just got back from Animal Kingdom. The Monday suck: Hakuna Matata? Try Hakuna Wilfuckya
6:42 AM Nov 16th from my back on the floor
Possibly hitting up CF happy hour / power cleans tonight, if no other drinking opportunities come arise. TGIFuckingF!
Suck it
--Stuntman Mike
