This is from the best blog post I ever wrote. Sadly it was my second ever.
Suck it, Commies!
--smike
Showing posts with label stuntmanmikeisfunny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stuntmanmikeisfunny. Show all posts
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
When is this going to be added to a WOD?
I kid, I kid, there is no place for the Shake Weight in Crossfit. In fact, I am going to have to call straight up bullshit on this all together. There has been one workout that I have done consistently since I was around 14 and let me tell you its done nothing for my arms. "SCIENCE FACT: 6 mins of Shake Weight = 42 mins of regular dumbell work." By their estimate I have logged 869260 minutes of "regular dumbbell exercise." No, I am calling them out. Does my right arm look like this?
No! False advertising.
Suck it, Shake Weight!
--smike
P.S. Have you ever seen a more homo-erotic ad?
P.S.S. How did I come up with 869260 minutes? Lets do a little masturbation math here: ((13 years * 365 days) + (4 years * 366 days)) * 20 minutes per day * (6 shake weight minutes i.e. masturbation power / 42 minutes dumbbell work) = 869260 minutes of supposed dumbbell time
P.S.S.S. Yes, I accounted for leap year.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
why do women even go to crossfit?
What is the point when you could just do this:
Seriously girls, I spent most of my teen years doing a similar work out and I had tiny arms too!
Seriously girls, I spent most of my teen years doing a similar work out and I had tiny arms too!
Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Coaching Carousel
Ok, to get this you would have to understand the what is happening in college football AND have seen Star Wars. Hopefully someone else will find this as funny as I did.
Friday, January 8, 2010
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